thank goodness my roommate doesn't think I'm "welcome"

I got this email about a craigslits posting from a guy named craig:

I've been looking for a room in the Bay Area, when I came across this Craigs List posting.

In the event the posting is removed, the complete ad (sans photos) reads:

"Room for rent in nice large 3br/2.5ba contemporary Daly City house"

* "AVAILABLE IN SEPTEMBER"

* Decent size 12'x 11' bedroom with large window and good size closet.

* Room is wired with Cable TV, Wireless DSL, and Common house phone.

* House is well-lit with sky lights through out and large bay windows with expansive views.

* Common areas include eat-in kitchen, living/dining combo room with hard wood floors, 32"TV/DVD Player, and full bathroom with tub, in-house washer/dryer.

* Amenities shared with nice, mature, clean, quiet room mates, 2 males and 1 female.

* House is situated on a quiet and private street with parking always available.

* Convenient location: Close to Daly City Bart, 280 Freeway, Stonestown Galleria, Serramonte, City College, SF State University,Just 15 minutes to
Downtown SF.

* Sorry, but no smoking, no pets.

* "You will not be disappointed"

* Students "Welcome".

* Rent: $585 plus utilities

* Please contact: George (415)608-4867

Of particular note is that students are "welcome," and of course that it is "AVAILABLE IN SEPTEMBER"