random fruit. or marbles.

This came in an email from Brian that read: I’m sending this on behalf of “Dan in ‘The Mission.’”
I don't know why Dan calls himself that, or why he doesn't send his own email. Maybe his name is actually Steve. Really, all the mysteries are in the email. Also, why didn't I post the mildly dirty joke? Here's the answer to that mystery: I didn't think it was funny enough.