thanks to Alisa who found this one at Gypsy Hill Park duck pond. She says "I actually have no idea what they're trying to communicate to me with that message. " Me neither, Alisa.
maybe what they really mean is you can use other coins "only" if you call them "nickles."
(I'm jealous of Alisa for her experience which included unneccesary quotation marks AND ducks, two things of which I am very fond.)
Saturday, March 31, 2007
Friday, March 30, 2007
two in one day? "crazy!"
or they don't really manage anything...
Jon pointed out that this sign near our home has quotation marks on it, so I took a little walk and got a picture. That's right, I exercised for this blog.
Jim suggested that "under new management!" means it's not really new management, just different owners who hired the same managers.
I like to think they are trying to remind us of the strange use of the preposition "under" - don't worry, they aren't REALLY on the roofs!
Thursday, March 29, 2007
here quotation marks signal a silly name
my colleague and neighbor Jon spotted this near our home. It's hard to read, but this is what the sign says: Dog Owners: Please Use a "Pooper Scooper"
maybe this is defensible because it is using the brand as the generic, but we don't do that with "kleenex" or "Q-tips."
it would be funnier if it said to "use" a pooper scooper...
maybe this is defensible because it is using the brand as the generic, but we don't do that with "kleenex" or "Q-tips."
it would be funnier if it said to "use" a pooper scooper...
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
this blog is henceforth my "job"
Monday, March 26, 2007
seriously. it's "unnecessary."
thanks to Kiraa of Ex-Everything who spotted this ad on Yahoo! Radio!
Although I suppose it's accurate this way. This coffee is "amazing," ie. unremarkable.
Although I suppose it's accurate this way. This coffee is "amazing," ie. unremarkable.
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Two tangents
Two items that are related, but tangential to the purpose of this blog.
tangent 1: Jim sends me this sign, noting that the quotation marks aren't unncessary, but isn't what's inside them weird?
tangent 2: legal decisions based on punctuation? That, my friends, is why being a stickler is important.
tangent 1: Jim sends me this sign, noting that the quotation marks aren't unncessary, but isn't what's inside them weird?
tangent 2: legal decisions based on punctuation? That, my friends, is why being a stickler is important.